oh lord, it’s the return of ambien story time.

last night went like this:

looooooooooooong day at work: 

ice cream spilled all over my pants:

then had a fight/misunderstanding with my roommate (which can only be described by jack shepherd crying):

then my super abusive ex pete decided to email me that he missed me. so i replied telling him to get over it (we broke up almost 2 years ago):

things are okay with the roomie now:

but mostly i need a hug or a snuggle:

eh who am i kidding? who want’s to spoon with this?

this gif monstrosity is brought to you by the makers of ambien and my shitty life.